THE WORLD'S MEANEST MEAN FACE!

The winner of the WORLD'S MEANEST MEAN FACE is in! First place is the truck driver (submitted by Allen Stegall, picture taken by Joseph Floyd). The runner up is Heather Snite on prom night. Lovely isnt she?

World's Richest
Newspaper: Wal-Mart Head Now Richest Man in World
(Reuters) - Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates has been ousted as the world's richest man by Sam Robson Walton, the chairman of the Wal-Mart retail empire and eldest son of its founder, a newspaper reported on Saturday. Early editions of The Sunday Times newspaper, which compiles an annual list of the richest people in the world, said Gates had lost pole position to Walton after the worldwide plunge in the value of high-technology stocks over the past year. More...

What Thats-Crazy.Com originally set out to do has been a failure. Walmart has dominated the American market and will continue in its conquest of total world domination unless we ALL act quickly. Go now, go to conquer Walmart!

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This help section has been created to assist the MORONS that are so abundant on the internet. To view a transcript of a conversation between me and a complete IDIOT please click here.

Step One:

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This is a hard one but if you have gotten to this part of the help guide in less than 2 hours you are alright. You MUST be able to read to gain any sort of satisfaction from this website. If you are too stupid to read this website please refrain from IMing me and telling me my website is "stupid". You are really just saying "I'm stupid, please save me from playing in traffic". Estimated time for stupid people to read this entire website is 364,635 days 13 hours and 21 minutes. That means you should be finished by the beginning of the next millenium.

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